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No. A Walrus would actually Be Better

May 17th, 2007 by Talboito

Daniel Johnson is surprised no one is talking up a John Bolton candidacy. No really, that John Bolton.

In Johnson’s defense the guy is British. In Johnson’s eternal disgrace is this quote:

Bolton looks like Teddy Roosevelt and talks like Ronald Reagan. What more do you want?

I admit Bolton and TR share a bit in the largish belly department, and their facial hair are roughly equivalent. Also, Reagan did talk like a deranged Bircher at times. So maybe, there is some measure for comparison on that account.

But, with all seriousness, an untrained Walrus would do a better job as President than John Bolton.

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