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My answer to the last question of my Consciousness final began with the sentence:
Zombies are cool.
The question:
Can a Zombie lose its PalmPilot?
No need to worry. Everything makes sense.

Dave Chappelle has decided to let everyone in on his secret
He ran from taping the third season of his show because:

“I want to make sure I’m dancing and not shuffling,” he says. “What ever decisions I make right now I’m going to have live with. Your soul is priceless.” The first two seasons of his [...]

Because TV isn’t funny enough yet, Stephen Colbert will get his own show.
Its gonna be a half hour The Colbert Report:

“It’s as if my character on The Daily Show got promoted,” Colbert told The Associated Press.
He’ll be a “very well-intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot, not unlike some people who have these shows in the real [...]