Jesse Taylor at Pandagon runs down how each potential Veep candidate would have been bad for business.
The best:
Dean would have been bad for the economy because he’d force the Fed to hike up interest rates to six percent at knifepoint while eating the sauteed flesh of a dead raccoon off the tusk of an African bull elephant, all while flexing in a loincloth to shocked and tittilated Midwestern housewives.
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