I thought it never could be seriously said, but the greatest McSweeny’s article ever has found its way online.
Excerpt:
Therefore as I live, saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, surely Oakland shall be as Sodom, and the children of Anaheim as Gomorrah, even the breeding of nettles, and dead arms, and perpetual desolation: the residue of lost ticket income shall spoil them, and an overall decrease in television ratings shall possess them. They have done violence unto the double play.
Amen.
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Does this mean you are sad with the loss of Tejada, or Ellis for the season?
Julie
I weep at the pain of any and all of the Baseball God’s children.
Moreso, I weep when calamity befalls those clothed in the glorious Green and Gold of the Oakland Athletics.
hey Andrew, it’s your cousin david. Grandpa doesn’t look to well. They think he is going to die today/tommorrow, but who knows. Uncle Alen, and Aunt Karen [[ur parents LOL]] are doing well.. so i`ll TTYL>>
ur cuz,
DaVE
RIP…