I think I’ll rocket out of my hiatus with a bit of the old specious syllogism.
Let me roll it out thuslywise:
If there exists some College Football Team x such that NationalChampion(x), then for all College Football teams y, BetterThan(x,y).
For any two College Football Teams z and w, if Beats(z,w) then BetterThan(z,w).
Thusly, given a National Champion, say one USC, and another team that just happened to beat that National Champion, say one California, we can only conclude that the University of California Golden Bears are the National Champions of College Football. QED.
At first glance I can count at least two problems with this argument. Further inquiry would probably reveal some many much more.
Nonetheless, it has been proven as I command. We are Number 1!
Oh, and Happy Happy Happy New Year!
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Heyy Andrew it’s me again. Well I just saw you blogged. Anyways are you going to put the pictures up soon? Whats ur IM sn. Aight e-mail me bye